Atrophy speeded up

No doubt many of you have heard the rumours that a late and unpublished manuscript by Hatchjaw relating to the work of Jeff Lint has been 'uncovered' and may be going up for auction in the near future. I for one find little grounds for joy in the prospect of reading an account of Lint by the paranoid and opinionated vandal who previously added so little to serious de Selbiana. I'd rather watch a film version of "I Eat Fog" directed by James Cameron. Lint was if anything the opposite of paranoid, harbouring a pugilistic yet somnolent hostility to the little sense the world apparently made from time to time. I therefore hope very much that the rumours are false.